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What's up people. You've landed on a webiste by a vato from East Los - the best part of Los Angeles. If any of you are so inclined as to learn about the guy who destructed this website, click on the "about" part to the left (seems logical, que no?).

Warning: For those of you who are easily offended ...


Turn back right now! This isnt any place for pussies like you! It's for people with a sense of humor, who can roll with the punches. Especially when you gotta consider I talk shit about just about everyone else except myself. Why do I do this? Is it ego? Maybe. Is it cuz I'm Kooler than Jesus? Probably so. Is it because this is my site and I can talk shit about whoever I want? Yup. But it's also cuz talking shit makes people laugh. And don't worry ... they're plenty of retarded stories and pictures involving me somewhere. For those of you who don't have a sense of humor (a twisty, guy sense of humor) then go here www.disneyland.com cuz you won't be able to handle my website. Or better yet, go to www.askjeeves.com and ask Jeeves why you don't have any friends and why you suck so badly. I'm sure he can help you cope with the enema that is your life.

If you can read this, you have too much time on your hands

Get a life cornhole!!


This website was fucked up using
technology!

If that top part doesn't blink and my picture looks like shit, it's cuz your either using suck-ass AOL or Internet Explorer, or both, in which case your twice as dumb.

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The East Los Tradition

Welcome to East Los...


Hey. What's up. Welcome to the most beautiful part of Los Angeles. East Los Angeles. Don't forget to sign my guestbook and let me know how shitty your trip to East LA was.

That finger better not be going where I think it's going!

Sign my Cookbook! Click on Jello's Ass!!
View My Cookbook and the recipes therein!

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I realized how some people don't have access to cool sites like mine .. so just to be on the safe side, I have made this website ...


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